MTV True Life: I Had a Good Time Watching the Academy Awards

Never thought I would say that again…

The last time I cared about the Academy Awards with any kind of sincere or earnest investment was 2011, I like to tell people who didn’t ask, like the barista who once complimented my “Fuck You” Mario Kart blue shell pin on my pin as if it were then the green light to tell him my life sory. I had…